Pardon My Awkwardness: A Horror Movie Podcast

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Fear the awkward

Welcome to Pardon My Awkwardness: A Horror Movie Podcast—where the scares are real, the opinions are unfiltered, and the host is… just trying their best.

This isn’t your polished, film-school breakdown of horror. It’s one fan, one mic, and a whole lot of awkward energy diving headfirst into everything from slasher classics to underrated nightmares. Expect deep dives, hot takes, and the occasional “wait… what just happened?” moment as we unpack plots, characters, and the beautifully bizarre world of horror cinema.

Whether it’s praising genius storytelling, roasting questionable decisions, or trying to survive emotionally after a brutal ending, every episode is a mix of genuine love for horror and the kind of commentary you’d hear from your funniest, slightly awkward, uncomfortable friend.

If you like your horror with a side of humor, honesty, and a little chaos… you’re in the right place.

So press play—and pardon the awkwardness.

Where Horror Meets humor

Welcome to the “V.E.G.A.S” scale!! Named after yours truly (of course)!! Instead of just scoring how “good” a movie is, we’ll be using this 1-10 scale to measure the full experience and how hard it really “hits”! Together the “V.E.G.A.S. Scale” turns every review into more than just a rating – It’s a breakdown that captures both the fear, creativity, and awkward fun of watching horror films.

What exactly is the V.E.G.A.S rating scale?!

  • Villain (How iconic/effective is the threat?
  • Execution (Direction, pacing, storytelling)
  • Gore (Practical effects, brutality, creativity)
  • Atmosphere (Tension, mood, cinematography, score)
  • Scare Factor (How scary was it?)

Time to dive into offbeat horror chats, awkward jokes, and deep cuts of both mine and your favorite horror films!!

Meet Hosts

Awkward Vegas

Reviews

A cozy podcast recording corner built in a dim room, featuring a modern black condenser microphone facing a pair of overstuffed, empty leather armchairs separated by a small table stacked with horror Blu-ray cases and a skull-shaped ceramic popcorn bowl. Red LED strip lights trace the edge of acoustic foam panels on the walls, while a single warm desk lamp casts a circular pool of light across the setup. Photographic realism with a slightly wide-angle lens emphasizes the intimate, conversational vibe. Soft, directional lighting creates a balance of eerie crimson shadows and inviting warmth, capturing the blend of comedy and horror in a relaxed, cinematic atmosphere.

Aya Nakamura

Like watching slashers with hilarious friends—smart takes, zero gatekeeping, and just enough awkwardness to feel totally real.

A cozy podcast recording corner built in a dim room, featuring a modern black condenser microphone facing a pair of overstuffed, empty leather armchairs separated by a small table stacked with horror Blu-ray cases and a skull-shaped ceramic popcorn bowl. Red LED strip lights trace the edge of acoustic foam panels on the walls, while a single warm desk lamp casts a circular pool of light across the setup. Photographic realism with a slightly wide-angle lens emphasizes the intimate, conversational vibe. Soft, directional lighting creates a balance of eerie crimson shadows and inviting warmth, capturing the blend of comedy and horror in a relaxed, cinematic atmosphere.

Mateo García

Instantly became my commute obsession; their chemistry makes even bad horror movies sound like must-watch nightmare events.